Beer without shape, engineered through scientific experimentation.

Updated 07-Oct-2024

All beers+seltzers are dairy free, all seltzers are gluten free.

HOP FORWARD (4oz beakers $3)

1. Porch Drops - 6.2% ABV - 16oz $7

Half way between a Bavarian Hefeweizen and a Hazy IPA. This beer starts with a complex mash profile to generate clove flavors over banana, ferments cool, and then gets a dry hop of Citra and Great Lakes grown Mackinac. Amazing blend of yeast esters and hop aroma.

4. Floofy Chonks - 10.5% ABV - 33cl $7

Our DDH Hazy Triple IPA is back! Extra Pale European Pilsner malt, Nectaron, Motueka, and Mosaic Cryo hops plus a touch of Madagascar Vanilla.

8. Bootstrap Paradox - 7.5% ABV - 14oz $8

DDH Hazy IPA with a blend of Great Lakes grown Cashmere and Chinook, along with Simcoe and an awesome lot of Citra Cryo.

9. This is My Serious Face - 8.0% ABV - 14oz $8

DDH Hazy IPA w/ hand selected Mosaic, Mosaic Cryo, and Freestyle Motueka. Winner of the people's choice award for best IPA in WI for 2023.

11. Kateryna Yushchenko's ADDRESS - 6.5% ABV - 16oz $7

This beer is NOT named after the former First Lady of Ukraine, but a scientist with the same name who studied in Kyiv in the 1950s and developed the world's first high level programming language, called "Address." A new style - Ukrainian Golden Ale - Half Hazy IPA, half Belgian golden ale with coriander (orange). Portion of sales go to relief in Ukraine. Portion of sales support relief efforts in Ukraine.

DDH Fluffy Logic HRC-003 - 6.3% ABV - 16oz CAN $8

Large additions of citra plus a new hop from the USDA's experimental public hop breeding program with notes of peach, mango, and orange. We think it will get a name soon!

CZECH LAGERS and SUCH (4oz beakers $3/5*)

Weakly Interacting Minor Particles - 5.5% ABV - 16oz CAN $7

Czech dark lager (Tmavé Pivo) w/ Floor malted Bohemian barley, czech lager yeast, and roasted malts. Smooth, easy drinking, and slightly sweet with notes of coffee and chocolate.

They're Here Aren't They? - 9.0% ABV - 16oz CAN $7*

Imperial Czech Pilsner with Sauvignon Blanc must aged on French oak. Notes of bready malt, white wine, and subtle oak. Produced for the Great Taste of the Midwest 2024.

5. Říjenfest (GEE-en-fest) - 6.5% ABV - 17oz $8

Czech inspired Oktoberfest beer with all European malt, Czech lager yeast, and a bit more flavor than its German cousins with a slightly sweet finish. It's the hardest word to say in the Czech language, but simply means "October".

7. Weakly Interacting Minor Particles (WIMPs) - 5.5% ABV - 16oz $7

Czech dark lager (Tmavé Pivo) w/ Czech malt + yeast. Notes of a stout in a smooth lager package.

10. CZ Vista Turbulent Flow - 5.5% ABV - 16oz $7

Czech Pilsner with Vista hops, Bohemian floor malted barley, and Czech yeast. Some might say it's a slightly fruity Czech Pils, others might say it's a bit old world malt for a west coast pils, we like both!

WTF? (4oz beakers $3)

2. Way of Visit - 7.0% ABV - 14oz $7

Cambodian inspired Tropical Stout w/ coconut palm sugar, Madagascar vanilla, and whole coffee beans co-fermented w/ banana and lychee. Note - contains a small amount of coconut.

3. Artemis Orange - 7.5% ABV - 14oz $8

Double hard seltzer loaded with orange, Madagascar vanilla, and coconut cream. Basically boozy Orange Julius from the food court at the mall. Gluten Free. Vegan even though it doesn't taste like it.

6. Hendrix and Cuke - 5.5% ABV - 17oz $6

Cucumber Kölsch beer with organic lemon, sea salt, and gin botanicals.

12. And the Unicorn You Rode In On - 7.2% ABV - 14oz $8

Mixed fermentation kettle sour with hibiscus, cactus fruit (red prickly pear), and real lychee fruit. Pours a brilliant pink.

TOGO

FOUR PACK 16OZ CANS (all Ⓥ unless noted)

Floofy Chonks - Hazy TIPA w/ Vanilla - 10.5% $20

Bootstrap Paradox - Hazy DIPA - 7.5% $18

Rijenfest - Czech Oktoberfest - 6.5% $16

This is My Serious Face - DDH Hazy IPA - 8.0% $18

CZ Vista Turbulent Flow - Czech Inspired Pils - 5.5% $16

DDH Fluffy Logic HRC-003 - Hazy IPA - 6.3% $16

Kateryna Yushchenko's ADDRESS - Ukrainian Golden Ale - 6.5% $16

They're Here Aren't They - Imperial Czech Pils w/ white wine and oak - 9.0% $18

Porch Drops - Dry-hopped Hefeweizen - 6.2% $16

Way of Visit - Cambodian inspired stout w/ vanilla & coffee - 7.0% ABV $16

Weakly Interacting Minor Particles - Czech Dark Lager - 5.5% ABV $16


CROWLERS (25.4OZ)

Artemis Orange Seltzer - Orange/Vanilla/Coconut Cream - 7.5% ABV $18

OTHER SHIZ

SANS ALCOHOL

Rotating N/A Beer from Untitled Art - $5

100% Juice Boxes - $1

Sprecher Sodas - $3

Forage Kombucha (Madison, WI) - $5

Sparking H2O - $3

SNACKS

Great Lakes Potato Chips - $2

Fancy Flavored Jane's Pretzels & Popcorn - $3

Lush Gourmet Popcorn assorted flavors - $5


MERCH

Trucker/Flatbill/Flexfit Cap - $25

Knit Beanie - $17

Logo Sleeve Fleece Vintage Soft Hoodie - $40

Amorphic Logo Glassware - $8

Amorphic Hand Branded Coaster - $10

Comfort Colors T-Shirts - $20