Beer without shape, engineered through scientific experimentation.

Updated 26-Jul-2024

HOP FORWARD (4oz beakers $3)

3. Kohia Indemnity - 7.5% - 14oz $8 Ⓥ

DDH Hazy Double IPA featuring passion fruit infused Nelson hops. Crayon yellow, perfect balance of sweetness, citrus, and tropical flavors.

4. DDH Fluffy Logic Galaxy - 6.3% ABV - 16oz $8 Ⓥ

DDH Hazy IPA with 2023 Australian Galaxy and Citra hops.

8. Sentient IPA 5.0 - 7.7% ABV - 14oz $8

DDH Hazy Double IPA designed with the help of our own in-house algorithms based on hundreds of parameters. No "AI" chatbots used! Belma CGX (cryo), Citra, Kohia Nelson, Nectaron, and Idaho 7 hops. No cans until Friday 7/26.

CZECH LAGERS and SUCH (4oz beakers $3/5*)

1. Weakly Interacting Minor Particles - 5.5% ABV - 16oz $7 Ⓥ

Czech dark lager (Tmavé Pivo) w/ Floor malted Bohemian barley, czech lager yeast, and roasted malts. Smooth, easy drinking, and slightly sweet with notes of coffee and chocolate.

5. They're Out There Aren't They? - 9.0% ABV - 11.3oz Teku $7*

Imperial Czech Pilsner with Sauvingion Blanc must aged on French oak. Notes of bready malt, white wine, and subtle oak. Produced for the Great Taste of the Midwest 2024.

10. CZ Grüngeist Turbulent Flow - 5.5% ABV - 16oz $7 Ⓥ

Czech Pilsner with Grüngeist hops, Bohemian floor malted barley, and Czech yeast. Strong noble hop aromas with a hint of tropical.

11. Leavitt Law - 5.5% ABV - 16oz $7

Czech Amber Lager with Vienna, Munich, and Carabohemian malts, Czech yeast, Sterling and MI Chinook hops.

WTF? (4oz beakers $3)

2. Way of Visit - 7.0% ABV - 14oz $7 Ⓥ

Cambodian inspired Tropical Stout w/ coconut palm sugar, Madagascar vanilla, and whole coffee beans co-fermented w/ banana and lychee. Note - contains a small amount of coconut.

6. Atlas Agena - 6.6% ABV - 14oz $7

Hard seltzer with real tangerine and blueberry. Pours a clear Martian red. Nothing like the 'claw. Gluten Free.

7. Super Soft Party - 7.0% ABV - 14oz $8

Mango and Blood Orange overfruited kettle sour. Not quite a slushy, but definitely not clear. If you like mango, this is for you!

9. Hendrix and Cuke - 5.5% ABV - 17oz $7

Kölsch style beer inspired by a vietnamese cocktail. Gin botanicals, organic lemon zest, sea salt, and actual cucumbers we peeled and sliced for hours make this the most refreshing summer beer you will have this year.

12. And the Unicorn You Rode In On - 14oz $8

Mixed fermentation kettle sour with hibiscus, cactus fruit (red prickly pear), and real lychee fruit. Pours a brilliant pink.

TOGO

FOUR PACK 16OZ CANS (all Ⓥ unless noted)

They're Out There Aren't They - Imperial Czech Pils w/ white wine and oak - 9.0% $18

And the Unicorn You Rode In On - Overfruited Sour - 7.2% $18

Sentient IPA 5.0 - DDH Hazy DIPA - 7.7% $18

Fluffy Logic Galaxy - DDH Hazy IPA - 6.3% $16

Leavitt Law - Czech Amber - 5.5% ABV $16

CZ Grungiest - Czech Pilsner - 5.5% ABV $16

Hendrix and Cuke - Cucumber Kolsch - 5.5% ABV $16

Super Soft Party - Mango/Blood Orange Sour - 7.0% ABV $18

Way of Visit - Cambodian inspired stout w/ vanilla & coffee - 7.0% ABV $16

Weakly Interacting Minor Particles - Czech Dark Lager - 5.5% ABV $16


CROWLERS (25.4OZ)

Atlas Agena Seltzer - Tangerine Blueberry Hard Seltzer - 6.6% ABV $15

OTHER SHIZ

SANS ALCOHOL

Rotating N/A Beer from Untitled Art - $5

100% Juice Boxes - $1

Sprecher Sodas - $3

Forage Kombucha (Madison, WI) - $5

Sparking H2O - $3

SNACKS

Lush Gourmet Popcorn assorted flavors - $5

Great Lakes Potato Chips - $2

Fancy Flavored Jane's Pretzels & Popcorn - $3

MERCH

Trucker/Flatbill/Flexfit Cap - $25

Knit Beanie - $17

Logo Sleeve Fleece Vintage Soft Hoodie - $40

Amorphic Logo Glassware - $8

Amorphic Hand Branded Coaster - $10

Comfort Colors T-Shirts - $20

Hockey Jerseys (various numbers and sizes) - $70