Beer without shape, engineered through scientific experimentation.

Updated 12-Jun-2024

HOP FORWARD (4oz beakers $3)

2. Sunburst Rips - 6.5% ABV - 16oz $8

We set out to create a west coast IPA that is as pineapple forward as possible, without using pineapple. Moderate bitterness and a clear and crisp backbone are matched with a unique pineapple ester producing yeast from Berkley Yeast Labs and a blend of hops to push pineapple juicy flavors further (MI Chinook, Citra, and MI Cashmere).

3. Kohia Indemnity - 7.5% - 14oz $8 Ⓥ

DDH Hazy Double IPA featuring passion fruit infused Nelson hop

4. DDH Fluffy Logic Anchovy - 6.3% - 16oz $8

All hops, no fish! Segal Ranch (OR) snuck us some of these rare hops from their small acreage plot. Watermelon hard candy and citrus notes, with a perfect yellow haze! The first brewers to use it decided to give it a funny name.

5. Paradigm Paradox - 8.0% ABV - 14oz $8

DDH hazy double IPA made with loads of a new hop called Paradigm (skittles, hard candy notes) and the f'n best lot of Citra cryo we've ever found. Super saturated hop flavors.

CZECH LAGERS and SUCH (4oz beakers $3)

1. Weakly Interacting Minor Particles - 5.5% ABV - 16oz CAN $7 Ⓥ

Czech dark lager (Tmavé Pivo) w/ Floor malted Bohemian barley, czech lager yeast, and roasted malts. Smooth, easy drinking, and slightly sweet with notes of coffee and chocolate.

9. Quadratic Explanation - 5.4% ABV - 16oz $7

Warm fermented Czech Pilsner rested on top of whole bean coffee. Strong coffee aromas, pleasant blend of honey, malt, and coffee in the taste.

10. CZNZ Turbulent Flow - 5.5% ABV - 16oz $7 Ⓥ

Czech/New Zealand hybrid Pilsner with NZ Freestyle Motueka hops, Bohemian floor malted barley, and Czech yeast.

12. Eye of the Beerholder - 6.7% ABV - 0.5L Stein (17oz) $8

Citrus infused Czech inspired Maibock. Bohemian pilsner malt, honey malt, Czech lager yeast, and sweet orange peel with a slightly hoppy finish.

WTF? (4oz beakers $3)

6. Atlas Agena - 6.6% ABV - 14oz $7

Hard seltzer with real tangerine and blueberry. Pours a clear Martian red. Nothing like the 'claw. Gluten Free.

7. Super Soft Party - 7.0% ABV - 14oz $8

Mango and Blood Orange overfruited kettle sour. Not quite a slushy, but definitely not clear. If you like mango, this is for you!

8. Eight Dollar Tacos - 5.0% ABV - 16oz $6

Cool fermented ale for a lager like finish utilizing pineapple ester producing yeast and real pineapple added, then cold lagered for weeks. Clear, crisp, and clean summer crusher. Basically high-life with a hint of pineapple.

11. Yesterday is Tomorrow - 6.0% ABV - 14oz $7 Ⓥ

A thought experiment on what would happen if the brewers at a famous Plzeň brewery were asked to make a modern American style IPA with only the ingredients around them. Bohemian malt, Czech lager yeast fermented warm, Riwaka (daughter of Saaz), and Styrian Dragon (berry, citrus) hops. Expect old world malt flavors to blend with modern fruit forward hops with a lineage to Bohemia.


FOUR PACK 16OZ CANS (all Ⓥ unless noted)

Kohia Indemnity - DDH Hazy DIPA - 7.5% ABV $18

Super Soft Party - Mango/Blood Orange Sour - 7.0% ABV $18

Paradigm Paradox - DDH Hazy DIPA - 8.0% ABV $18

Sunburst Rips - Juicy West Coast IPA - 6.5% ABV $16

Eye of the Beerholder - Citrus infused Czech inspired Maibock - 6.7% ABV $16

DDH Fluffy Logic Anchovy - Citra/Anchovy (hops) Hazy IPA - 6.3% ABV $16

Yesterday is Tomorrow - Czech IPL w/ Riwaka+Styrian Dragon - 6.0% $17

Weakly Interacting Minor Particles - Czech Dark Lager - 5.5% ABV $16

Eight Dollar Tacos - Summer Crusher - 5.0% ABV $13


Atlas Agena Seltzer - Tangerine Blueberry Hard Seltzer - 6.6% ABV $15



Rotating N/A Beer from Untitled Art - $5

100% Juice Boxes - $1

Sprecher Sodas - $3

Noon Whistle Hop Water - $4

Forage Kombucha (Madison, WI) - $5

Sparking H2O - $3


Lush Gourmet Popcorn assorted flavors - $5

Slide Gourmet Potato Chips assorted flavors - $5

Fancy Flavored Jane's Pretzels & Popcorn - $3


Trucker/Flatbill/Flexfit Cap - $25

Knit Beanie - $17

Logo Sleeve Fleece Vintage Soft Hoodie - $40

Amorphic Logo Glassware - $8

Amorphic Hand Branded Coaster - $10

Comfort Colors T-Shirts - $20

Hockey Jerseys (various numbers and sizes) - $70