Beer without shape, engineered through scientific experimentation.

Updated 26-May-2024

HOP FORWARD (4oz beakers $3)

2. Sunburst Rips - 6.5% ABV - 16oz $8

We set out to create a west coast IPA that is as pineapple forward as possible, without using pineapple. Moderate bitterness and a clear and crisp backbone are matched with a unique pineapple ester producing yeast from Berkley Yeast Labs and a blend of hops to push pineapple juicy flavors further (MI Chinook, Citra, and MI Cashmere).

3. Kohia Indemnity - 7.5% - 14oz $8 Ⓥ

DDH Hazy Double IPA featuring passion fruit infused Nelson hop

4. DDH Fluffy Logic Anchovy - 6.3% - 16oz $8

All hops, no fish! Segal Ranch (OR) snuck us some of these rare hops from their small acreage plot. Watermelon hard candy and citrus notes, with a perfect yellow haze! The first brewers to use it decided to give it a funny name.

5. Paradigm Paradox - 8.0% ABV - 14oz $8

DDH hazy double IPA made with loads of a new hop called Paradigm (skittles, hard candy notes) and the f'n best lot of Citra cryo we've ever found. Super saturated hop flavors.

DDH Fluffy Logic Orange AF/Bergamot - 6.3% ABV - 16oz CAN $7 Ⓥ

DDH Hazy IPA loaded with Citra and MI grown Bergamot hops. The original name of Bergamot hops given by brewers was "Orange AF" and we'll let you decide if it was accurate. This beer has nothing to do with Earl Grey tea!

CZECH LAGERS and SUCH (4oz beakers $3)

1. Weakly Interacting Minor Particles - 5.5% ABV - 16oz CAN $7 Ⓥ

Czech dark lager (Tmavé Pivo) w/ Floor malted Bohemian barley, czech lager yeast, and roasted malts. Smooth, easy drinking, and slightly sweet with notes of coffee and chocolate.

9. Quadratic Explanation - 5.4% ABV - 16oz $7

Warm fermented Czech Pilsner rested on top of whole bean coffee. Strong coffee aromas, pleasant blend of honey, malt, and coffee in the taste.

10. CZNZ Turbulent Flow - 5.5% ABV - 16oz $7 Ⓥ

Czech/New Zealand hybrid Pilsner with NZ Freestyle Motueka hops, Bohemian floor malted barley, and Czech yeast.

12. Eye of the Beerholder - 6.7% ABV - 0.5L Stein (17oz) $8

Citrus infused Czech inspired Maibock. Bohemian pilsner malt, honey malt, Czech lager yeast, and sweet orange peel with a slightly hoppy finish.

WTF? (4oz beakers $3)

6. Atlas Agena - 6.6% ABV - 14oz $7

Hard seltzer with real tangerine and blueberry. Pours a clear Martian red. Nothing like the 'claw. Gluten Free.

7. And the Horse You Rode In On - 7.2% ABV - 14oz $8

Arizona inspired cactus fruit and hibiscus sour. Pours magenta-pink. Not a slushie, not clear, just right like Goldilocks. If you like dragon fruit, this is way better. Strong watermelon jolly rancher flavors.

8. Eight Dollar Tacos - 5.0% ABV - 16oz $6

Cool fermented ale for a lager like finish utilizing pineapple ester producing yeast and real pineapple added, then cold lagered for weeks. Clear, crisp, and clean summer crusher. Basically high-life with a hint of pineapple.

11. Yesterday is Tomorrow - 6.0% ABV - 14oz $7 Ⓥ

A thought experiment on what would happen if the brewers at a famous Plzeň brewery were asked to make a modern American style IPA with only the ingredients around them. Bohemian malt, Czech lager yeast fermented warm, Riwaka (daughter of Saaz), and Styrian Dragon (berry, citrus) hops. Expect old world malt flavors to blend with modern fruit forward hops with a lineage to Bohemia.

TOGO

FOUR PACK 16OZ CANS (all Ⓥ unless noted)

Paradigm Paradox - DDH Hazy DIPA - 8.0% ABV $18

CZNZ Turbulent Flow - NZ/Czech hybrid Pilsner - 5.5% ABV $16

Sunburst Rips - Juicy West Coast IPA - 6.5% ABV $16

Eye of the Beerholder - Citrus infused Czech inspired Maibock - 6.7% ABV $16

DDH Fluffy Logic Anchovy - Citra/Anchovy (hops) Hazy IPA - 6.3% ABV $16

Yesterday is Tomorrow - Czech IPL w/ Riwaka+Styrian Dragon - 6.0% $17

Weakly Interacting Minor Particles - Czech Dark Lager - 5.5% ABV $16


CROWLERS (25.4OZ)

Atlas Agena Seltzer - Tangerine Blueberry Hard Seltzer - 6.6% ABV $15

OTHER SHIZ

SANS ALCOHOL

Rotating N/A Beer from Untitled Art - $5

100% Juice Boxes - $1

Sprecher Sodas - $3

Noon Whistle Hop Water - $4

Forage Kombucha (Madison, WI) - $5

Sparking H2O - $3

SNACKS

Lush Gourmet Popcorn assorted flavors - $5

Slide Gourmet Potato Chips assorted flavors - $5

Fancy Flavored Jane's Pretzels & Popcorn - $3

MERCH

Trucker/Flatbill/Flexfit Cap - $25

Knit Beanie - $17

Logo Sleeve Fleece Vintage Soft Hoodie - $40

Amorphic Logo Glassware - $8

Amorphic Hand Branded Coaster - $10

Comfort Colors T-Shirts - $20

Hockey Jerseys (various numbers and sizes) - $70