Beer without shape, engineered through scientific experimentation.
Updated 19-Oct-2024
HOP FORWARD (4oz beakers $3/5*)
1. Porch Drops - 6.2% ABV - 16oz $7
Half way between a Bavarian Hefeweizen and a Hazy IPA. This beer starts with a complex mash profile to generate clove flavors over banana, ferments cool, and then gets a dry hop of Citra and Great Lakes grown Mackinac. Amazing blend of yeast esters and hop aroma.
4. Floofy Chonks - 10.5% ABV - 33cl $7
Our DDH Hazy Triple IPA is back! Extra Pale European Pilsner malt, Nectaron, Motueka, and Mosaic Cryo hops plus a touch of Madagascar Vanilla.
6. DDH Fluffy Logic Cashmere - 6.3% ABV - 16oz $8
Hazy IPA with a crayon yellow hazy to make OJ jealous. Citra+Michigan grown Cashmere hops.
8. Bootstrap Paradox - 7.5% ABV - 14oz $8
DDH Hazy IPA with a blend of Great Lakes grown Cashmere and Chinook, along with Simcoe and an awesome lot of Citra Cryo.
9. This is My Serious Face - 8.0% ABV - 14oz $8
DDH Hazy IPA w/ hand selected Mosaic, Mosaic Cryo, and Freestyle Motueka. Winner of the people's choice award for best IPA in WI for 2023.
CZECH LAGERS and SUCH (4oz beakers $3)
2. Quadratic Explanation - 5.4% ABV - 16oz $7
Warm fermented Czech pale lager rested on whole coffee beans. Pours golden crystal clear, smells like coffee! Smooth and lagery.
3. They're Here Aren't They? - 9.0% ABV - 14oz $7
Imperial Czech Pilsner with Sauvignon Blanc must aged on French oak. Notes of bready malt, white wine, and subtle oak.
7. Weakly Interacting Minor Particles - 5.5% ABV - 16oz $7
Czech dark lager (Tmavé Pivo) w/ Floor malted Bohemian barley, czech lager yeast, and roasted malts. Smooth, easy drinking, and slightly sweet with notes of coffee and chocolate.
5. Říjenfest (GEE-en-fest) - 6.5% ABV - 17oz $8
Czech inspired Oktoberfest beer with all European malt, Czech lager yeast, and a bit more flavor than its German cousins with a slightly sweet finish. It's the hardest word to say in the Czech language, but simply means "October".
7. Weakly Interacting Minor Particles (WIMPs) - 5.5% ABV - 16oz $7
Czech dark lager (Tmavé Pivo) w/ Czech malt + yeast. Notes of a stout in a smooth lager package.
10. CZ Vista Turbulent Flow - 5.5% ABV - 16oz $7
Czech Pilsner with Vista hops, Bohemian floor malted barley, and Czech yeast. Some might say it's a slightly fruity Czech Pils, others might say it's a bit old world malt for a west coast pils, we like both!
WTF? (4oz beakers $3)
11. Kateryna Yushchenko's ADDRESS - 6.5% ABV - 16oz $7
This beer is NOT named after the former First Lady of Ukraine, but a scientist with the same name who studied in Kyiv in the 1950s and developed the world's first high level programming language, called "Address." A new style - Ukrainian Golden Ale - Half Hazy IPA, half Belgian golden ale with coriander (orange). Portion of sales go to relief in Ukraine. Portion of sales support relief efforts in Ukraine.
12. Europa Clipper (GF) - 6.5% ABV - 14oz $7
Limoncello spritz inspired hard seltzer with lemon + white wine grape must (Gluten Free). Named after the recent mission to Jupiter's moon Europa to investigate the likely water ocean beneath the surface.
TOGO
FOUR PACK 16OZ CANS (all Ⓥ unless noted)
Quadratic Explanation - Coffee Czech Pale - 5.4% ABV - $16
DDH Fluffy Logic Cashmere - Hazy IPA - 6.3% ABV - $16
Bootstrap Paradox - Hazy DIPA - 7.5% $18
Rijenfest - Czech Oktoberfest - 6.5% $16
This is My Serious Face - DDH Hazy IPA - 8.0% $18
CZ Vista Turbulent Flow - Czech Inspired Pils - 5.5% $16
Kateryna Yushchenko's ADDRESS - Ukrainian Golden Ale - 6.5% $16
They're Here Aren't They - Imperial Czech Pils w/ white wine and oak - 9.0% $18
Porch Drops - Dry-hopped Hefeweizen - 6.2% $16
Weakly Interacting Minor Particles - Czech Dark Lager - 5.5% ABV $16
CROWLERS (25.4OZ)
Europa Clipper - Lemoncello spritz inspired hard seltzer - 6.5% ABV $14
OTHER SHIZ
SANS ALCOHOL
Rotating N/A Beer from Untitled Art - $5
100% Juice Boxes - $1
Sprecher Sodas - $3
Forage Kombucha (Madison, WI) - $5
Sparking H2O - $3
SNACKS
Great Lakes Potato Chips - $2
Fox Bros Potato Chips - $3
Fancy Flavored Jane's Pretzels & Popcorn - $3
Lush Gourmet Popcorn assorted flavors - $5
MERCH
Trucker/Flatbill/Flexfit Cap - $25
Knit Beanie - $17
Logo Sleeve Fleece Vintage Soft Hoodie - $40
Amorphic Logo Glassware - $8
Amorphic Hand Branded Coaster - $10
Comfort Colors T-Shirts - $20