Welcome to Amorphic Beer

Beer without shape, engineered through scientific experimentation.

Updated 20-Jan-2022

DRAFT

BEER + SELTZER (4oz beaker $3)

01. Schrödinger Paradox - 8% ABV - 14oz $7 Ⓥ

The new 2021 Strata (one of our favorite hops) and our extensive whirlpool and dry hop treatments generate loads of grapefruit, strawberry, passion fruit, and dank cannabis flavors in this hazy IPA.

02. Calibration Curves - 8.4% ABV - 16oz $6

New school meets old school. West coast meets East Coast IPA. Malty, bitter, with fruity citrus and pine aromas. Pours a dark golden orange color, slightly hazy from an old school dry hop.

03. Fluffy Logic - 6.3% ABV - 16oz $7

Approachable golden orange hazy IPA blending sweet malt flavors with the fruit forward hops of Citra, Mosaic, and El Dorado.

04. Fermi Paradox - 8% ABV - 14oz $7

Double dry hopped hazy IPA, made with loads of Citra, Citra Cryo, and BRU-1 hops, 3 kinds of oats, wheat, and pilsner malt.

05. Weakly Interacting Minor Particles (WIMPs) - 6.2% ABV - 17oz $6

Czech dark Lager with coffee malt (no actual coffee). Flavors and aromas of roasted malt and black coffee. Complex but easy drinking winter lager.

06. Turbulent Flow - 5.7% ABV - 17oz $5

Pilsner malt and Citra hops give this Czech yeast fermented easy drinking beer notes of bread and fruit.

07. Treachery of Images - 6.3% ABV - 14oz $7

Northern French Saison with heirloom spelt malt, sweet orange peel, Indian coriander, and a new yeast strain bringing traditional farmhouse esters. Amorphically dry hopped with an inappropriate amount of Mosaic and Azacca!

08. Double Dry Hopped Turbulent Flow - 5.7% ABV - 17oz $6

Pale lager made with Czech yeast, double dry hopped with Cashmere and El Dorado hops. Some might call this an "IPL" or "Cold IPA", but that's not very Amorphic!

09. They Are All Chewbacca - 6.5% - 14oz $7 (Contains Lactose)

Double milk double chocolate oatmeal stout made with Madagascar Bourbon Vanilla, Ghananian Cacao, and loads of bourbon barrel aged Wisconsin maple syrup. Enjoy your dessert.

10. Experimental: Rosé Fruited Seltzer - 5.0% ABV - 16oz $6

Our first foray into the world of hard seltzer. Made with a blend of fruits for a Rosé like experience! Gluten Free.

11. Untitled Art Florida Seltzer - Navel Orange and Yuzu - 5.0% ABV - 16oz $7

Excellent guest seltzer. Pure Mimosa. Gluten Free.

12. The Horse You Rode In On - 6.5% ABV - 14oz $7

Arizona inspired kettle sour loaded with large amounts of cactus fruit and hibiscus flowers. Pours a brilliant magenta-pink hue. Vegan.

TOGO

FOUR PACK 16OZ CANS

Schrödinger Paradox - DDH Citra/Strata Hazy IPA - 8% ABV - $18

Fluffy Logic - Approachable IPA w/ sweet malt, Citra/Mosaic/El Dorado - 6.3% ABV - $17

Weakly Interacting Minor Particles (WIMPs) - Cz Dark Lager w/ Coffee Malt - 6.2% ABV - $14

Turbulent Flow - Citra dry hopped Cz pils - 5.7% ABV - $13

Double Dry Hopped Turbulent Flow - Cashmere/El Dorado DDH Cz Pils - 5.7% ABV - $13

Treachery of Images - French Saison w/ Spelt, Citrus, Azacca and Mosaic - 6.3% ABV - $17


25.4OZ CROWLERS

Calibration Curves - West/East Coast hybrid IPA, bitter pine/citrus, malt - 8.4% ABV - $10 Ⓥ

Fermi Paradox - Citra Cryo/BRU-1 DDH Hazy IPA - 8% ABV - $12

They Are All Chewbacca - 6.5% - $12 (contains lactose)

The Horse You Rode In On - Hibiscus/Cactus Fruit Kettle Sour - 6.5% ABV - $12

OTHER SHIZ

SANS ALCOHOL

100% Juice Boxes - $1

Sprecher Sodas - $3

Forage Booch (Madison, WI) - $5

San Pellegrino Sparking H2O - $3


SNACKS

Lush Gourmet Popcorn assorted flavors - $5

Verona Valley assorted snacks - $3

Klements Snack Sticks - $2


MERCH

Trucker Cap - $20

Winter Beanie - $17

OG T-Shirts - $18

Logo Sleeve Hoodie - $35

Amorphic Logo Glassware - $8

SKUNKWORKS: NEXT UP

Frequency Hopping - 8.0% ABV - Hedy Lemarr tribute IPA brewed with Citra, Mosaic, and Amarillo hops made with bio-engineered thiol boosting yeast.

Lagrange Points - 6.8% ABV - West Coast style IPA, gluten reduced, with Chinook, Amarillo, Citra, and Simcoe hops.

Cosmic Logic - 6.3% ABV - Fluffy Logic, mash hopped and then brewed with bio-engineered thiol boosting yeast for even more fruity flavors.