Beer Without Shape, Engineered Through Scientific Experimentation.
Updated 31-Jan-2026
Beer Without Shape, Engineered Through Scientific Experimentation.
Updated 31-Jan-2026
Amorphic Beer does not use artificial flavorings, colorants, extracts, maltodextrin, or lactose (milk sugar). All beers+seltzers are vegan. All seltzers are gluten free.
DRINK MORE LAGER
1. LEAVITT LAW - 5.5%, 16oz $7, half $4, 4pk TOGO $16
Henrietta Leavitt figured out how to measure the distance to stars in the cosmos, which became known as the "standard candle." We salute her efforts here with a Czech inspired Polotmavé (half dark) lager, made with floor malted bohemian barley, Munich malt, and carabohemian malt. Notes of biscuits and toffee, along with a subtle sweet finish. Poured Japanese sharp pour style in a two step process for dense wet foam.
2. BARREL AGED WEAKLY INTERACTING MINOR PARTICLES (WIMPs) - 9.0%, 10oz $8, half $6, 2pk TOGO $16
We took our Tmavé recipe (Czech Dark Lager) and doubled the strength, then threw it for a year into blackberry wine barrels that used to be bourbon barrels. Blackberry, cognac, bourbon, chocolate malt, it's all there, and you can still tell it's a smooth lager. WIMPs are theoretically the stuff that black holes are made of, so ponder that as you enjoy this complex anomaly!
5. DRY HOPPED BIA HO'I - 4.0%, 16oz $6, half $4, 4pk TOGO $14
Translates to "fresh beer" in Vietnamese and is made with a large percentage of rice and jasmine flowers for the crispiest boi you'll ever have. This is a special variant of our Vietnamese rice lager where we added a small dry hop of New Zealand Motueka (lemon-lime) to give it a touch more complexity while maintaining the light body. This is either a ever so slightly hoppy rice lager, or perhaps the world's lightest IPA. ¿Por que no los dos? Served in a traditional ribbed green glass. Winner of best lager at 2026 Beer and Cheese Festival in Madison, WI.
CZNZ CASCADE 14° - 5.5%, 16oz CAN $7, 4pk TOGO $16
Czech inspired pale lager ("Světlý Ležák" or pilsner) with Cascade hops grown in New Zealand for a subtle tropical note and 100% Bohemian barley and yeast.
HOP FORWARD
3. INITIATE SHUTDOWN SEQUENCE - 7.5%, 14oz $8, half $5, 4pk TOGO $18
The 7-up of beers?! Extremely citrus forward Hazy IPA. Double Dry Hopped with Citra & Michigan Cashmere, then finished with lemon-lime specific hop essence.
6. PEACHARINE INDEMNITY - 7.5%, 14oz $8, half $5, 4pk TOGO $20
We finally got our hands on some hype Peacharine hops and blended them with Motueka for notes of peach, nectarine, lemon-lime, and cannabis.
8. TESSERACT CONCEPT - 7.0%, 16oz $8, half $5, 4pk TOGO $17
You might have noticed we use a lot of hops from the Southern Hemisphere because well, we like them for their intense tropical flavors. We set out on this IPA to stick with Pacific Northwest grown Citra and one of our recent favorite experimental hops HBC-638. The combination of the bold tropical notes from 638 and the passion fruit bomb of this lot of citra blends further with a special yeast that boost tropical hop aromas. Pours a light crayon yellow haze in the glass that never fades. A tesseract is a 4 dimensional cube that you can't really visualize.
10. DDH FLUFFY LOGIC TROPICS - 6.3%, 16oz $8, half $5, 4pk TOGO $16
Double dry hopped hazy IPA with Rakau and Kohia Nelson (Nelson Sauvin infused with passion fruit) for tropical vibes all day. Created with a unique yeast strain from Berkeley Yeast labs.
11. STRADA PICTOR POP - 4.5%, 16oz $7, half $4, 4pk TOGO $15
We set out to make a very light beer in terms of color, malt, and ABV. This beer drinks like a coors light but has notes of a pale ale of the past. Slightly bitter, and dry hopped with Mosaic Cryo and KRUSH for fruit in the taste. You'll smell floral and biscut notes, and then finish with blueberries and tropical fruit. Extremely crushable. People call this an "Extra Pale Ale" or XPA.
FRUITY + BELGIAN
4. TURTLE SNOOZES - 7.0%, 14oz $8, half $5, 4pk TOGO $18
Watermelon lime sour (salted gose) to keep you thinking of warmer times as the weather turns. Balanced sweet and tart. All real fruit, no fake stuff, no lactose, vegan.
7. BIG CITY SANDOS - 7.0%, 14oz $8, half $5, 4pk TOGO $18
Overfruited kettle sour with pineapple, strawberry, and pink guava. Not a smoothie sour, not thin, just right. All real fruit, no fake stuff, no lactose.
9. ARTEMIS CHERRY LIGHT - 5.0%, 14oz $8, half $5, 4pk TOGO $18
Gluten free hard seltzer with loads of Montmorency tart cherry, orange, Madagascar Vanilla, and coconut cream. Some people say it tastes like an cherry dreamsicle. Basically boozy vegan cherry Orange Julius from the mall as a kid.
12. WINE BARREL BRETT SAISON v5 - 7.3%, 14oz $8, 7oz $5, 500ml bottle TOGO $11
This beer was first fermented for two weeks in stainless steel with Lithuanian farmhouse yeast, then spent months in a French Oak barrel with 5 strains of wild yeast (Brettanomyces), and then finished with a third fermentation with French saison yeast in the bottle/keg. Naturally conditioned.
Flights are available in any number of beers available on draft.
SANS ALCOOL
Rotating N/A Beer from Untitled Art - $5
100% Juice Boxes - $1
Sprecher Sodas - $3
Forage Kombucha (Madison, WI) - $5
Sparking H2O - $3
SNACKS
Outside Food Encouraged! Food Truck Schedule
Great Lakes Potato Chips - $2
Fancy Flavored Jane's Pretzels & Popcorn - $3
Lush Gourmet Popcorn assorted flavors - $5
MERCH
Trucker/Flatbill/Flexfit Cap - $25
DRINK HAZY/LAGER rope hat - $28
Knit Beanie - $20
Logo Sleeve Fleece Vintage Soft Hoodie - $40
Comfort Colors Hoodie - $50
Amorphic Logo Glassware - $8
Amorphic Hand Branded Coaster - $10
Comfort Colors T-Shirts - $20
SKUNKWORKS (up next)
TOP SECRET - FOR YOUR EYES ONLY
CZNZ Motueka Nefiltrovaný 12º
Europa Clipper Seltzer
Flufy Rakau
Ovesné Tmavé
Business Nachos
And the Horse You Rode In On
Dad Noises
Artemis Key Lime
Drenched Motueka HSA