Welcome to Amorphic Beer
Beer without shape, engineered through scientific experimentation.
Updated 25-Mar-2023
HOP FORWARD (4oz beakers $3)
1. DDH Fluffy Logic Motueka Mosaic - 6.3% ABV - 16oz $8 Ⓥ
Our taproom favorite easy drinking hazy IPA with Mosaic, Mosaic cryo, and Motueka hops. Citrus, wine, and dank blueberry dominate this very flavorful beer.
4. Particle Smasher - 6.7% ABV - 14oz $8 Ⓥ
Citra hops dominate this DDH Hazy IPA, which also makes use of a liquid flowable hop in the whirlpool (Incognito) and in the dry hop (spectrum). Super saturated citrus-orange flavors.
8. The Dirac Equation - 7.3% ABV - 14oz $8 Ⓥ
Based on our popular “Schrodinger Paradox” Hazy IPA, this DDH Double IPA features Idaho 7, Citra, and Strata bringing notes of citrus, passion fruit, and cannabis
12. Lagrange Points - 7.0% ABV - 16oz $7 Ⓥ
West coast IPA. Clear, crisp, and moderate bitterness balanced by refreshing fruitiness from Citra, Simcoe, Amarillo, and Michigan grown Centennial and Chinook hops (citrus, pine, and pineapple).
MOSTLY CZECH LAGERS
5. CZNZ Turbulent Flow - 5.8% ABV - 16oz $7 Ⓥ
Unfiltered Czech Pilsner lager with restrained NZ Motueka hops in the whirlpool and on the cold side.
6. Eye of the Beerholder - 7.1% ABV - 16oz $8 Ⓥ
Citrus infused Maibock with European malt, Czech lager yeast, sweet orange peel, and Mandarina Bavaria hops. Huge sweet malt flavor and aroma with hints of orange. Collaboration with Garth's Brew Bar in Madison, WI.
Leavitt Law - 5.4% ABV - 16oz Tallboy $5 Ⓥ
Lutra fermented Amber Lager with 100% Barke Vienna and Munich malts from the old world, ever so subtly hopped with Centennial.
ROAST, DARK, and CHOCOLATE (4oz beakers $3)
9. Kibbetron - 5.9% ABV - $6 16oz Ⓥ
Bavarian dark wheat beer with flavors of clove, banana, and chocolate. Flavors of winter, hints of spring!
10. Pink Ganache - 6.4% ABV - 16oz $7 Ⓥ
Pink chocolate stout with Ghanaian Cacao, Madagascar Vanilla, Golden Naked Oat Malt, and a subtle dose of red beets for an earthy sweetness. Pours pink.
SAISON, SOUR, AND SELTZER (4oz beakers $3)
Wine Barrel Aged Brettanomyces Saison v1.0 - 8.4% ABV - 500ml Bottle $11 Ⓥ
Thrice fermented saison, first in stainless with Lithuanian saison yeast, then in French Pinot barrels for 6 months with 8 strains of Brett, then re-fermented in the keg/bottle with French saison yeast. Welcome to funky town with flavors of peach and citrus for days.
2. And The Horse You Rode In On - 6.2% ABV - $8 14oz Ⓥ
AZ inspired kettle sour with Cactus Fruit, Mango, and Hibiscus.
3. Artemis Orange - 10.0% ABV - $7 10oz GF/Ⓥ
Double hard seltzer loaded with orange, Madagascar vanilla, and coconut cream. Basically boozy Orange Julius from the mall.
7. Let's Get At 'Er - 6.3% ABV - $8 14oz Ⓥ
Overfruited Dark Cherry/Key Lime mixed fermentation kettle sour. Sorta like a sonic cherry lime soda, except with real fruit!
11. Saturn Cinco - 8% ABV - 14oz $7 GF/Ⓥ
One and a half hard seltzer made with pineapple and cherry puree. Vegan and Gluten Free.
TOGO
FOUR PACK 16OZ CANS
DDH Fluffy Logic Motueka Mosaic - DDH Hazy IPA - 6.3% ABV $16
Particle Smasher - DDH Hazy IPA w/dry and flowable Citra hops - 6.7% ABV $18
Lagrange Points - West Coast IPA - 7.0% ABV $16
Eye of the Beerholder - Citrus infused Maibock - 7.1% ABV $16
Let's Get At 'Er - Cherry/Lime Kettle Sour - 6.3% $18
CZNZ Turbulent Flow - Czech/New Zealand Pilsner - 5.8% ABV $16
Kibbetron Dark Wheat - Bavarian Dunkelweizen - 5.9% $15
Leavitt Law - European hybrid amber with centennial - 5.4% $16
The Horse You Road In On - Cactus Fruit, Mango, Hibiscus overfruited sour - 6.3% $18
Pink Ganache - Pink chocolate stout with subtle dose of red beets - 6.4% $16
Brett Saison Variant 1.0 (500ml bottle) - 8.4% - $11 Ⓥ
CROWLERS (25.4OZ)
Artemis Orange - Double Hard Seltzer w/ Orange, Vanilla, Coconut Cream - 10% $14 GF/Ⓥ
Saturn Cinco - Hard Seltzer with Pineapple and Cherry - 8% ABV $12 GF/Ⓥ
The Dirac Equation - DDH Hazy Double IPA with Strata and Citra - 7.3% ABV $14 Ⓥ
OTHER SHIZ
SANS ALCOHOL
Rotating N/A Beer from Untitled Art - $5
100% Juice Boxes - $1
Sprecher Sodas - $3
Noon Whistle Hop Water - $5
Forage Kombucha (Madison, WI) - $5
Sparking H2O - $3
SNACKS
Cranky Al's 12" Pizza: Cheese, Sausage+Pep, Sausage+Shrooms+Onion, Buffalo Chicken, Spinach Ricotta - $10
Lush Gourmet Popcorn assorted flavors - $5
Slide Gourmet Potato Chips assorted flavors - $5
Fancy Flavored Jane's Pretzels - $3
MERCH
Trucker/Flatbill/Flexfit Cap - $20
Winter Beanie - $17
OG T-Shirts - $18
Logo Sleeve Hoodie - $35
Amorphic Logo Glassware - $8
Amorphic Hand Branded Coaster - $10
Up-cycled grain bag shopping bags - $15
Hockey Jerseys (various numbers and sizes) - $70
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