Welcome to Amorphic Beer

Beer without shape, engineered through scientific experimentation.

Updated 31-Jan-2023

BEER FOR HERE

HOP FORWARD (4oz beakers $3)

1. DDH Fluffy Logic Retrograde - 6.3% ABV - 16oz $8 Ⓥ

New school processes plus some old school favorites result in tropical fruit flavors and a mild bitterness for this double dry hopped hazy IPA with Citra, Amarillo, Amarillo Cryo, and Chinook

4. Sentient IPA v2.000 - 7.5% ABV - 14oz $8

AI inspired DDH Hazy IPA with Citra, Waimea and Belma CGX/cryo

8. The Dirac Equation - 7.3% ABV - 14oz $8 Ⓥ

Based on our popular “Schrodinger Paradox” Hazy IPA, this DDH Double IPA features Idaho 7, Citra, and Strata bringing notes of citrus, passion fruit, and cannabis

DDH Fluffy Logic Riwaka - 6.3% ABV - 16oz Tallboy - $7

DDH Hazy IPA with Mosaic and Riwaka hops from NZ.

MOSTLY CZECH LAGERS

5. CZNZ Turbulent Flow - 5.8% ABV - 16oz $7

Unfiltered Czech Pilsner lager with restrained NZ Motueka hops in the whirlpool and on the cold side.

6. Leavitt Law - 5.4% ABV - 16oz $7

Lutra fermented Amber Lager with 100% Barke Vienna and Munich malts from the old world, ever so subtly hopped with Centennial.

Weakly Interacting Minor Particles (WIMPs) - 5.5% ABV - 16oz Tallboy $6 Ⓥ

Also known as “WIMPs”, this Czech Dark lager (Tmavé Pivo) has the smoothness of a lager with notes of chocolate and coffee from a stout.

ROAST AND CHOCOLATE (4oz beakers $3)

3. BBA Major Particles - 11.5% - $8 10oz

Imperial stout aged in Heaven Hill bourbon barrels shortly after we opened, blended with a small amount of fresh 2023 imperial stout for complexity.

9. Kibbetron - 5.9% ABV - $6 16oz

Bavarian dark wheat beer with flavors of clove, banana, and chocolate. Flavors of winter, hints of spring!

10. Pink Ganache - 6.4% ABV - 16oz $7

Pink chocolate stout with Ghanaian Cacao, Madagascar Vanilla, Golden Naked Oat Malt, and a subtle dose of red beets for an earthy sweetness. Pours pink.

12. Planned Anomaly - 6.4% ABV - 16oz $7

Milk Chocolate Oatmeal Vanilla Porter with liquified cacao and Madagascar Bourbon vanilla. Contains lactose.

SAISON, FRUITY, & SELTZER (4oz beakers $3)

Wine Barrel Aged Brettanomyces Saison v1.0 - 8.4% ABV - 500ml Bottle $11 Ⓥ

Thrice fermented saison, first in stainless with Lithuanian saison yeast, then in French Pinot barrels for 6 months with 8 strains of Brett, then re-fermented in the keg/bottle with French saison yeast. Welcome to funky town with flavors of peach and citrus for days.

2. And The Horse You Rode In On - 6.2% ABV - $8 14oz

AZ inspired kettle sour with Cactus Fruit, Mango, and Hibiscus.

7. Let's Get At 'Er - 6.3% ABV - $8 14oz

Overfruited Dark Cherry/Key Lime mixed fermentation kettle sour. Sorta like a sonic cherry lime soda, except with real fruit!

11. Artemis Orange - 10% ABV - 10oz $7 GF/Ⓥ

Double Hard Seltzer loaded with orange, Madagascar vanilla, and coconut cream. Basically boozy Orange Julius from the mall. Vegan and Gluten Free.

TOGO

FOUR PACK 16OZ CANS

Let's Get At 'Er - Cherry/Lime Kettle Sour - 6.3% $18

Sentient IPA v2.000 - AI designed DDH Hazy IPA - 7.5% ABV $18

CZNZ Turbulent Flow - Czech/New Zealand Pilsner - 5.8% ABV $16

Kibbetron Dark Wheat - Bavarian Dunkelweizen - 5.9% $15

Leavitt Law - European hybrid amber with centennial - 5.4% $16

The Horse You Road In On - Cactus Fruit, Mango, Hibiscus overfruited sour - 6.3% $18

Planned Anomaly - Milk Chocolate Vanilla Porter - 6.4% $16

Pink Ganache - Pink chocolate stout with subtle dose of red beets - 6.4% $16

DDH Fluffy Logic Riwaka - 6.3% $16

Weakly Interacting Minor Particles (WIMPs) - Czech Dark Lager - 5.5% $15

Brett Saison Variant 1.0 (500ml bottle) - 8.4% - $11


CROWLERS (25.4OZ)

Artemis Orange - Double Hard Seltzer w/ Orange, Vanilla, Coconut Cream - 10% $14 GF/Ⓥ

OTHER SHIZ

SANS ALCOHOL

Rotating N/A Beer from Untitled Art - $5

100% Juice Boxes - $1

Sprecher Sodas - $3

Forage Kombucha (Madison, WI) - $5

Sparking H2O - $3

SNACKS

Cranky Al's Pizza: Cheese, Sausage+Pep, Sausage+Shrooms+Onion, Buffalo Chicken, Spinach Ricotta - $10

Lush Gourmet Popcorn assorted flavors - $5

Great Lakes Potato Chips assorted flavors - $5

Fancy Flavored Pretzels - $3

MERCH

Trucker/Flatbill/Flexfit Cap - $20

Winter Beanie - $17

OG T-Shirts - $18

Logo Sleeve Hoodie - $35

Amorphic Logo Glassware - $8

Amorphic Hand Branded Coaster - $10

Up-cycled grain bag shopping bags - $15

Hockey Jerseys (various numbers and sizes) - $70

SKUNKWORKS: IN DEV

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