Beer without shape, engineered through scientific experimentation.

Updated 11-Jul-2024

HOP FORWARD (4oz beakers $3)

3. Kohia Indemnity - 7.5% - 14oz $8 Ⓥ

DDH Hazy Double IPA featuring passion fruit infused Nelson hop

4. DDH Fluffy Logic Galaxy - 6.3% ABV - 16oz $8 Ⓥ

DDH Hazy IPA with 2023 Australian Galaxy and Citra hops.

5. Zonkey Matrix - 7.0% ABV - 16oz $8

DDH Hazy IPA with dank orange flavors from Strata and Amarillo CGX (cryo) hops. Note, a Zonkey is a mix of a donkey and a zebra, that is a popular animal to discuss during Trivia BINGO.

CZECH LAGERS and SUCH (4oz beakers $3)

1. Weakly Interacting Minor Particles - 5.5% ABV - 16oz CAN $7 Ⓥ

Czech dark lager (Tmavé Pivo) w/ Floor malted Bohemian barley, czech lager yeast, and roasted malts. Smooth, easy drinking, and slightly sweet with notes of coffee and chocolate.

10. CZ Grüngeist Turbulent Flow - 5.5% ABV - 16oz $7 Ⓥ

Czech Pilsner with Grüngeist hops, Bohemian floor malted barley, and Czech yeast. Strong noble hop aromas with a hint of tropical.

11. Leavitt Law - 5.5% ABV - 16oz $7

Czech Amber Lager with Vienna, Munich, and Carabohemian malts, Czech yeast, Sterling and MI Chinook hops.

Eye of the Beerholder - 6.7% ABV - 16 oz CAN $8

Citrus infused Czech inspired Maibock. Bohemian pilsner malt, honey malt, Czech lager yeast, and sweet orange peel with a slightly hoppy finish.

WTF? (4oz beakers $3)

2. Way of Visit - 7.0% ABV - 14oz $7 Ⓥ

Cambodian inspired Tropical Stout w/ coconut palm sugar, Madagascar vanilla, and whole coffee beans co-fermented w/ banana and lychee. Note - contains a small amount of coconut.

6. Atlas Agena - 6.6% ABV - 14oz $7

Hard seltzer with real tangerine and blueberry. Pours a clear Martian red. Nothing like the 'claw. Gluten Free.

7. Super Soft Party - 7.0% ABV - 14oz $8

Mango and Blood Orange overfruited kettle sour. Not quite a slushy, but definitely not clear. If you like mango, this is for you!

8. Eight Dollar Tacos - 5.0% ABV - 16oz $6

Cool fermented ale for a lager like finish utilizing pineapple ester producing yeast and real pineapple added, then cold lagered for weeks. Clear, crisp, and clean summer crusher. Basically high-life with a hint of pineapple.

9. Hendrix and Cuke - 5.5% ABV - 17oz $7

Kölsch style beer inspired by a vietnamese cocktail. Gin botanicals, organic lemon zest, sea salt, and actual cucumbers we peeled and sliced for hours make this the most refreshing summer beer you will have this year.

Yesterday is Tomorrow - 6.0% ABV - 16oz CAN $7 Ⓥ

A thought experiment on what would happen if the brewers at a famous Plzeň brewery were asked to make a modern American style IPA with only the ingredients around them. Bohemian malt, Czech lager yeast fermented warm, Riwaka (daughter of Saaz), and Styrian Dragon (berry, citrus) hops. Expect old world malt flavors to blend with modern fruit forward hops with a lineage to Bohemia.

TOGO

FOUR PACK 16OZ CANS (all Ⓥ unless noted)

Kohia Indemnity - DDH Hazy DIPA - 7.5% ABV $18

Fluffy Logic Galaxy - DDH Hazy IPA - 6.3% $16

Leavitt Law - Czech Amber - 5.5% ABV $16

CZ Grungiest - Czech Pilsner - 5.5% ABV $16

Hendrix and Cuke - Cucumber Kolsch - 5.5% ABV $16

Zonkey Matrix - DDH Hazy IPA - 7.0% ABV $18

Super Soft Party - Mango/Blood Orange Sour - 7.0% ABV $18

Way of Visit - Cambodian inspired stout w/ vanilla & coffee - 7.0% ABV $16

Weakly Interacting Minor Particles - Czech Dark Lager - 5.5% ABV $16


CROWLERS (25.4OZ)

Atlas Agena Seltzer - Tangerine Blueberry Hard Seltzer - 6.6% ABV $15

OTHER SHIZ

SANS ALCOHOL

Rotating N/A Beer from Untitled Art - $5

100% Juice Boxes - $1

Sprecher Sodas - $3

Noon Whistle Hop Water - $4

Forage Kombucha (Madison, WI) - $5

Sparking H2O - $3

SNACKS

Lush Gourmet Popcorn assorted flavors - $5

Great Lakes Potato Chips - $2

Fancy Flavored Jane's Pretzels & Popcorn - $3

MERCH

Trucker/Flatbill/Flexfit Cap - $25

Knit Beanie - $17

Logo Sleeve Fleece Vintage Soft Hoodie - $40

Amorphic Logo Glassware - $8

Amorphic Hand Branded Coaster - $10

Comfort Colors T-Shirts - $20

Hockey Jerseys (various numbers and sizes) - $70