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Updated 28-Nov-2023

HOP FORWARD (4oz beakers $3)

4. Sentient 4.0 - 7.8% ABV - 14oz $8

DDH Hazy DIPA designed with the help of Amorphic’s own in house developed AI (not ChatGPT). Dry hopped with Citra, Freestyle Motueka, and Belma CGX(cryo).

6. Entwined Paradox - 8.0% ABV - 14oz $8

This DDH double IPA features our favorite hops from the Great Lakes and the Pacific Northwest. Citra, our favorite lot of Citra cryo, MI Bergamot, and MI Chinook. Super saturated hop flavor.

7. DDH Fluffy Logic Nelson Motueka - 6.3% ABV - 16oz $8

DDH Hazy IPA made with Nelson Sauvin and Motueka hops from NZ. White wine and citrus/lime flavors in this slightly drier IPA.

Barrel AGED (4oz BEAKER $5) & DESSERT (4oz beaker $3)

2. Bermuda Storms - 11.5% ABV 11.3oz - $8

Golden-orange strong ale aged in Caribbean Rum barrels, then rested on top of natural ginger and lime. Inspired by the "Dark and Stormy" cocktail.

8. Measure Twice, Cut Thrice - 7.0% ABV 11.3oz - $7 Ⓥ

Inspired by the famous cookie from the Nederlands, speculoos. Nutmeg, cardamom, cloves, ginger, and mace join the Madagascar Vanilla and toasted coconut for dessert like treat without lactose.

12. Bourbon Barrel Aged Toasted Coconut Major Particles - 12.2% ABV 11.3oz - $8 Ⓥ

Imperial Stout aged for up to two years in Heaven Hill barrels, then rested on top of a crap-ton of toasted coconut prior to packaging.

MOSTLY CZECH LAGERS (4oz beakers $3)

1. Leavitt Law - 5.6% ABV - 16oz $7

Czech style amber lager with w/ Czech yeast, European heirloom barley, carabohemian malt, and Great Lakes grown Chinook hops.

3. Weakly Interacting Minor Particles - 5.5% ABV - 16oz $7

Czech inspired dark lager w/ Czech malt, Czech yeast, double roasted crystal, and roasted malts.

10. CZ Turbulent Flow Grüngeist - 5.5% ABV - 16oz $7 Ⓥ

Czech style Pilsner with new Grüngeist hops from Deutschland (green ghost) for very subtle flavors of peach, lemon, and peach to pair with the European floor malted barley and Czech yeast.

SOUR + SAISON + SELTZER (4oz beakers $3)

5. Silentbarker - 6.4% ABV - 14oz $7 GF/Ⓥ

Fall inspired hard seltzer loaded with a rocketship full of cranberries, apples, and candied ginger. This tastes nothing like the claw. Named after a classified spy satellite Atlas 5 launch in September. Vegan and Gluten Free.

9. And The Horse You Rode In On - 7.5% ABV - 14oz $8

Arizona inspired mixed fermentation sour loaded with bright pink cactus fruit (prickly pear) and hibiscus flowers. Tastes like watermelon jolly ranchers.

11. Big City Sandos - 7.5% ABV - 14oz $8 Ⓥ

Mixed ferm sour with strawberry, pineapple, and feijoa (wild guava).

Brett Saison Series Variant 2 - 8.2% ABV - 500ml bottle $11

This batch spent two weeks in stainless steel, fermented with a unique floral yeast isolated from a small brewery in Oregon. Then it spent 7 months in French Pinot Noir barrels with 5 more strains of Brettanomyces (wild yeast). We then bottle conditioned it with yeast from a small brewery in Northern France. Notes of peaches, white pepper, pineapple, and citrus all over with a mild tartness, and a ton of funk.


Hendrix & Cuke - 5.5% ABV - 16oz Can $5

Kölsch beer lagered on top of cucumbers, gin botanicals, lemon, and sea salt. Probs the most refreshing thing you'll have all summer.

Ciudad Piña - 5.0% ABV - 16oz Can $5

Basically high life with a hint of pineapple as it warms up. Made with pineapple ester producing yeast and some actual pineapple. Crush this thing!

Higher Luminosity - 8.2% ABV - 16oz Ca $7

Saison fermented warm w/Lithuanian Farmhouse yeast from our friends at Yeast Bay then dry hopped with Belma.


FOUR PACK 16OZ CANS (all Ⓥ unless noted)

Bermuda Storms - Rum barrel aged ginger lime strong ale - 11.5% ABV 2pk 16oz cans $14

Toasted Coconut Major Particles - Bourbon barrel aged imperial stout with toasted coconut - 12.2% ABV 2pk 16oz cans $14

Ciudad Piña - Easy drinking favorite - 5.0% ABV $12

DDH Fluffy Logic Nelson Motueka - Hazy IPA - 6.3% ABV $16

Measure Twice, Cut Thrice - Speculoos Vanilla Coconut Porter - 7.0% ABV $16

CZ Turbulent Flow Grungiest - Czech Pilsner w/ Grungiest hops - 5.5% ABV $16

WIMPs - Czech Dark Lager - 5.5% ABV $16

Hendrix & Cuke - Cucumber Kölsch - 5.5% ABV $12

Higher Luminosity - Saison with Lithuanian yeast & Belma hops - 8.2% ABV $16

Brett Saison Variant 2 - 8.2% 500ml bottle $11


Silentbarker - Hard Seltzer w/ cranberry, apple, and ginger - 6.4% ABV $12 GF/Ⓥ



Rotating N/A Beer from Untitled Art - $5

100% Juice Boxes - $1

Sprecher Sodas - $3

Noon Whistle Hop Water - $5

Forage Kombucha (Madison, WI) - $5

Sparking H2O - $3


Lush Gourmet Popcorn assorted flavors - $5

Slide Gourmet Potato Chips assorted flavors - $5

Fancy Flavored Jane's Pretzels & Popcorn - $3


Trucker/Flatbill/Flexfit Cap - $25

Knit Beanie - $17

Logo Sleeve Fleece Vintage Soft Hoodie - $40

Amorphic Logo Glassware - $8

Amorphic Hand Branded Coaster - $10

Comfort Colors T-Shirts - $20

Hockey Jerseys (various numbers and sizes) - $70