Welcome to Amorphic Beer

Beer without shape, engineered through scientific experimentation.

Updated 14-Sep-2023

HOP FORWARD (4oz beakers $3)

4. Sunburst Rips - 6.5% ABV - 16oz $8

Pineapple forward west coast juicy IPA made with a yeast developed to produce pineapple esters from Berkley Yeast, MI chinook hops (also pineapple), and BRU-1 hops (yep, more pineapple). Balanced with a modest bitterness.

6. This Is My Serious Face - 8.0% ABV - 14oz $8

It returns! This batch features hand selected Mosaic from some friends in Chicago, an excellent lot of Mosaic cryo from a hop forward brewery in San Francisco, and 2023 Freestyle Farms Motueka from New Zealand. Dank blueberry citrus. Winner of 2023 IPA fest peoples choice award.

7. DDH Fluffy Logic Anchovy - 6.3% ABV - 16oz $8

DDH Hazy IPA made with experimental Anchovy hops from Segal Ranch (OR) that bring watermelon hard candy flavors (no fish, just hops). Paired with dank citrusy Strata hops from Crosby. Likely the first beer in WI with this new hop. "Who wouldn't want to drink a beer with a hop called Anchovy?"

MOSTLY CZECH LAGERS (4oz beakers $3)

1. Ciudad Piña - 5.0% ABV - 16oz $6

Basically high life with a hint of pineapple as it warms up. Made with pineapple ester producing yeast and some actual pineapple. Crush this thing!

2. Hendrix & Cuke - 5.5% ABV - 17oz $7 Ⓥ

Kölsch beer lagered on top of cucumbers, gin botanicals, lemon, and sea salt. Probs the most refreshing thing you'll have all summer.

3. Weakly Interacting Minor Particles $7

Czech inspired dark lager w/ Czech malt, Czech yeast, double roasted crystal, and roasted malts.

10. CZNZ Turbulent Flow - 5.5% ABV - 16oz $7 Ⓥ

Czech style pilsner lager with Motueka hops from New Zealand for a subtle fruity finish.

11. Říjenfest (gee-en-fest) - 6.2% ABV - 20oz $8

Czech inspired Oktoberfest beer with European dark Munich and Barke Vienna malts, Czech yeast, Czech hops. More malt and flavor than it’s German cousin.

SOUR, SELTZER, and BIÈRE, BELGE (4oz beakers $3)

5. Silentbarker - 6.4% ABV - 14oz $7 GF/

Fall inspired hard seltzer loaded with a rocketship full of cranberries, apples, and candied ginger. This tastes nothing like the claw. Named after a classified spy satellite Atlas 5 launch in September. Vegan and Gluten Free.

8. Spare Parts Bud - 7.5% ABV - 14oz $8 Ⓥ

Kiwi Strawberry mixed ferm sour. Started at a salted berliner weiss, ends as an overfruited sour beer. Contains mango.

9. And The Horse You Rode In On - 7.5% ABV - 14oz $8

Arizona inspired mixed fermentation sour loaded with bright pink cactus fruit (prickly pear) and hibiscus flowers. Tastes like watermelon jolly ranchers.

12. Brett Saison Series Variant 2 - 8.2% ABV - 11.3oz $8

This batch spent two weeks in stainless steel, fermented with a unique floral yeast isolated from a small brewery in Oregon. Then it spent 7 months in French Pinot Noir barrels with 5 more strains of Brettanomyces (wild yeast). We then bottle conditioned it with yeast from a small brewery in Northern France. Notes of peaches, white pepper, pineapple, and citrus all over with a mild tartness, and a ton of funk.

Higher Luminosity - 8.2% ABV - 16oz CAN $7 Ⓥ

Saison fermented warm w/Lithuanian Farmhouse yeast from our friends at Yeast Bay then dry hopped with Belma.


FOUR PACK 16OZ CANS (all Ⓥ unless noted)

CZNZ Turbulent Flow - Czech Pilsner w/ Motueka hops - 5.5% ABV $16

Rijenfest - Czech inspired Oktoberfest - 6.2% ABV $16

WIMPs - Czech Dark Lager - 5.5% ABV $16

Hendrix & Cuke - Cucumber Kölsch - 5.5% ABV $16

Higher Luminosity - Saison with Lithuanian yeast & Belma hops - 8.2% ABV $16

Sunburst Rips - Juicy Pineapple forward west coast IPA - 6.5% $16

Spare Parts Bud - Kiwi Strawberry overfruited sour - 7.5% $18

And the Horse You Rode In On - Cactus Fruit/Hibiscus sour - 7.5% $18

Brett Saison Variant 2 - 8.2% 500ml bottle $11


Silentbarker - Hard Seltzer w/ cranberry, apple, and ginger - 6.4% ABV $12 GF/Ⓥ



Rotating N/A Beer from Untitled Art - $5

100% Juice Boxes - $1

Sprecher Sodas - $3

Noon Whistle Hop Water - $5

Forage Kombucha (Madison, WI) - $5

Sparking H2O - $3


Cranky Al's 12" Pizza: Cheese, Sausage+Pep, Sausage+Shrooms+Onion, Buffalo Chicken, Spinach Ricotta - $10

Lush Gourmet Popcorn assorted flavors - $5

Slide Gourmet Potato Chips assorted flavors - $5

Fancy Flavored Jane's Pretzels - $3


Trucker/Flatbill/Flexfit Cap - $25

Knit Beanie - $17

Logo Sleeve Hoodie - $35

Amorphic Logo Glassware - $8

Amorphic Hand Branded Coaster - $10

Comfort Colors T-Shirts - $20

Hockey Jerseys (various numbers and sizes) - $70